I have never been so glad to have a bath. My wand still doesn't work, but I'm clean. And I have clean clothes. And a bed. If this ship boots me back onto the island, I'm going to lose my sodding mind.

Akira has not grown an inch. I had to get her a rat before I did anything else. Poor thing.

[Private to Rodolphus]
If you expect to continue sharing my bed, you will have to put up with sharing a bed with Akira as well.