So the rumor mill has started spinning. I hear Aunt Walburga has finally arrived. It's about time someone worthwhile arrived. I was nearly pulling my hair out in boredum.

[Private to Rabastan]
I have another question to add to the list of fifty-million I've already asked you. You may not know these things, but as brothers I assume you talked about certain things. Did Rodolphus and I have a good sex life? Because if that's it, I might be able to get past the seething hatred I remember feeling for him before we were engaged.