Monday, May 15th, 2023
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9:19 pm - no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me down
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Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
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12:50 am
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I am disgusted. Completely disgusted.
Rodolphus, I would like to speak with you when you have time.
[Private to Walburga]
How are you holding up, Aunt? Is there anything I can do?
[Private to Draco & Pansy]
I hear congratulations are in order. These things warrant a party, do they not?
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Saturday, November 7th, 2009
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10:02 pm
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Friday, October 16th, 2009
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11:11 am
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Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
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5:22 pm
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I demand croquet. Immediately.
Husband! Rabbit! Alice-girl!
And where the hell are my tarts?!
Heads are going to roll!
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Sunday, October 11th, 2009
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3:41 pm
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This ship is a little more bearable since there is now a place to escape the filth. I would still prefer it if we could at least dock on an island or something once again, but it doesn't seem very likely. I've almost been stuck here a full year. I'm itching to find a way to release all this pent up frustration and there is none to be found.
[Private to Walden]
Come to this stupid party with me. I need to break the monotony of daily life. And piss off Rodolphus.
[Private to Andromeda/Narcissa]
You've both been rather quiet. Doing anything fun lately? I assume you are both intending on attending this party?
[Private to Self]
I find myself wishing the Dark Lord were here. Even if he was as young and unrefined as the version of him that was here when I arrived. Rodolphus reminds me more and more every day why I refused to marry in the real world and has yet to prove to me that it was a good choice to marry him in my future. My father is not my father; he does not approve of the woman that raised me to be. And Walden is becoming more and more frustrating. Salazar Slytherin is a complete disappointment. The male species is pretty much useless on this damned ship.
And I'm wasting my sodding time writing about my feelings. This ship is rubbish. I need to kill something.
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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
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11:18 pm
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This ship is driving me batty. I'm getting cabin fever. I think I'd rather be on the fire breathing island again. My wand is itching to do some damage.
[Private to Walden]
Where are you hiding? And why? Did Rodolphus shoot off his mouth or something? I've never known you to back down from a challenge.
[Private to Andromeda]
Find me someone to strangle. I feel like my blood pressure is through the roof. I hate not having some kind of release for all this frustration.
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Monday, August 31st, 2009
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12:05 pm
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[Private to Aunt Walburga]
I have a whole set of knives in my room if you would like to make use of them. Or say the word and I'll handle it myself.
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Friday, August 28th, 2009
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10:44 pm
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[Private to Walden]
Have dinner with me.
[Private to Rodolphus]
How long are you going to continue to insist that you have a room which remains separate from mine?
[Private to Draco]
Your Pansy has a solid head on her shoulders. She is a bit too concerned with frivolities like art and theatre, but obviously there is no fault in that... especially here. She's a good choice. I think I might actually get along with her, as shocking as that is.
[Private to Narcissa & Andromeda]
Pansy suggested we start making a place separate for ourselves, for the Black family and pure bloods only. I think it's an admirable idea. What do you think?
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Monday, August 24th, 2009
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5:10 pm - hexed to death eaters & supporters
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12:08 pm - Hexed Against Weasleys/Potters/OotP
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Friday, August 21st, 2009
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1:35 pm
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The ship is no less frustrating, but at least I'm not bored anymore.
[private to Cissy/Andromeda]
Lunch? Drinks?
[private to Draco]
I spoke with your Parkinson girl. She isn't nearly as perfect as you deserve, but I can't imagine finding anyone who could live up to my standards.
[private to Walden]
Did your clothes ever arrive?
[private to Rodolphus]
I'm in the mood for some pudding. How about you?
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Friday, August 14th, 2009
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4:17 pm
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I hated the island, but I would love to go hunting again.
There isn't enough alcohol on this ship.
I need some fucking pudding.
[hexed to sisters]
Ande we need to do that thing you wanted to do.
Cissy, you're the oldest now, make Ande come talk to us.
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Thursday, August 6th, 2009
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1:43 pm
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[Private to Ande & Cissy & Ande & Ande
So... I need something... Rodolphus and I have been... I don't know why I didn't think about it
I need some potions.
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Saturday, August 1st, 2009
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11:52 am
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I have never been so glad to have a bath. My wand still doesn't work, but I'm clean. And I have clean clothes. And a bed. If this ship boots me back onto the island, I'm going to lose my sodding mind.
Akira has not grown an inch. I had to get her a rat before I did anything else. Poor thing.
[Private to Rodolphus]
If you expect to continue sharing my bed, you will have to put up with sharing a bed with Akira as well.
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Thursday, July 30th, 2009
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8:08 am
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I need a proper bath with soap and bubbles and soft towels. I'm not leaving this dock until the ship is right here and I am on it.
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Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
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3:09 pm
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[Private to Rodolphus/Narcissa]
I'm going to kill those whiners with my own hands if they don't shut it. We're all fucking miserable and they make me want to rip my own hair out.
And I need a shower.
I think I'd rather drown than deal with another day of this.
Also, I think Andromeda disappeared again.
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Sunday, July 12th, 2009
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6:37 pm
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1:46 am
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Look at the volcano. Look at it! What the hell did I say? You see that damned smoke? Worse than before. That boat needs to return NOW.
[Private to Cissy]
I think I'm falling for my husband. Tell me about my future. No one would know but you, I think. What made me change my mind about getting married? Why him? I still can't understand it.
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Thursday, July 9th, 2009
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3:24 pm
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As much as I complained about the boat, I'm sick of this ruddy island! I'd never say a cross word about being stuck there again if it would bring the bloody vessel back! I would kill for a proper bath right now. And something to drink. And a house-elf. Even a sodding book would be nice. This whole island is like a ticking time bomb. When the volcano goes off, don't be surprised to hear me say I told you so right before it fucking kills us all!
[private to rodolphus]
I'm starving. What are we doing about food?
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Saturday, June 20th, 2009
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10:44 pm
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I hate this whole fucking thing. All of it!
Narcissa, I'm coming for you right now. Lucius, if you're wherever my sister is, I suggest you leave or risk being my target practice.
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Thursday, June 11th, 2009
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6:33 pm
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[private to Narcissa]
Where the hell are you when I need you? None of this would have happened if you would have been in your room!
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Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
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3:55 pm
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Am I the only one that notices smoke coming from one side of the island? I do hope most of you filth get lost in the woods. I plan on staying put.
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Thursday, May 28th, 2009
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2:52 pm
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[Private]
I think I may jump for joy. If I don't get away from these people I'm going to hex myself into oblivion. If we get any closer to that mass in the distance I think I'm going to jump ship and bloody swim there. I can't stand these people!
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2009
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3:36 pm
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More of them? Are you kidding? Why bring me on this stupid ship if I don't even like anyone here? It's absurd and ridiculous and irritating. This whole bloody place is infuriating!
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Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
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9:45 am
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[Private to Rodolphus]
I want to meet with you.
I need to speak with you.
[Private to Tom]
Are you still on board?
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Monday, May 18th, 2009
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9:09 pm
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This ship is so boring. Someone entertain me before I'm forced to start training my snake to eat the staff. Actually... that's not a bad idea. Too bad Akira is still so small.
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Saturday, May 9th, 2009
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5:02 pm
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[private to andromeda]
If I must attend this stupid thing, come help me find something appropriate to wear. I'd ask Narcissa, but I think she's gone and left me here alone. I have no desire to attend this thing, but I will say I'm looking forward to watching Aunt Walburga hex Uncle Orion into oblivion.
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Thursday, May 7th, 2009
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4:58 pm
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So the rumor mill has started spinning. I hear Aunt Walburga has finally arrived. It's about time someone worthwhile arrived. I was nearly pulling my hair out in boredum.
[Private to Rabastan]
I have another question to add to the list of fifty-million I've already asked you. You may not know these things, but as brothers I assume you talked about certain things. Did Rodolphus and I have a good sex life? Because if that's it, I might be able to get past the seething hatred I remember feeling for him before we were engaged.
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Monday, March 16th, 2009
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5:01 pm
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The numbers of pureblood are statistically out of proportion here. Although I have to admit that having actual people prepare my food is less disgusting than house-elves. But for the love of Merlin someone alleviate this boredom.
... is Merlin on this ship? That kind of makes that statement a little less of a cliche and probably not what I meant it to mean.
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Friday, February 20th, 2009
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2:24 pm
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Saturday, February 14th, 2009
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9:30 pm
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This is a ridiculous holiday. I'm not one of those empty-headed romantic girls, but that's not why I think it's a stupid holiday. It's a stupid holiday because of its premise. One day out of the whole year to show affection? And on the other three hundred? Nothing, right. Stupid.
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Wednesday, February 11th, 2009
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4:52 pm
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I had a cat when I was a child. Maybe it was Mother's. I don't remember. I remember there being a cat. And I remember I liked it. It could easily be persuaded to do as I wanted when it would ignore anyone else. Useful creature.
I got a snake. I've always wanted one but never had the time. Now I have nothing but time. I might get a couple more. This one hatched a day or so ago, in my hands. Stunning creature. Very smart. Very low maintenance.
( Bella's Boa )
I have some new potions I want to try out if anyone is interested in a little science experiment. I'm sure they can't hurt anyone considering whatever force is behind this ship is hell bent on keeping me from having any fun at all.
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Thursday, February 5th, 2009
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10:59 am
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So who's this kid who's supposedly my great-nephew? And Draco's wife, who is she? I need to meet you both.
[Hexed to Rodolphus]
I need to talk to you.
[/Hex]
[Hexed to Voldemort Tom]
I need to talk to you.
[Hex]
[Hexed to Cissy]
Sorry I got drunk on you. Let's have tea so I can make it up to you. I'm calm now. I even decided to meet with both of them. And maybe I'll talk to Rabastan more. He seems not as much of an arse as his brother. Have you met... I guess he's your grandson...? And your daughter-in-law? Or Ande's spawn?
[/Hex]
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
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1:39 pm - Hexed to Friends and Family
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So I'm finally bored enough to stop being anti-social. I'm not going to hide in my room anymore. If anyone wants to see me or whatever, you know where to find me.
((OOC: There is an intentional loop-hole here! Family from her future are included, so Scorpius, Astoria, Rod & Rab, and prolly Dominicus, can read this, too. Although she wasn't aware of that when she wrote it.))
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Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
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2:36 pm
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[Hexed to Rabastan]
Tell me about my marriage. About my life. I saw pictures. I hate your brother. Why do I look so happy in the pictures? What happens to me? Why your brother? I think I hate the future. Officially now. I think you're the only one who knows all this.
[/Hexed]
[Hexed to Narcissa]
Come get drunk with me. I need to talk. I saw stupid pictures of my sodding wedding and now I need to get good and ruddy pissed!
[/Hexed]
[Hexed to Rodolphus]
Who the fuck are you really? What the hell is wrong with you? And me? Bloody fucking hell I shouldn't be saying this! Damnit!
[/Hexed]
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Friday, January 9th, 2009
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1:03 pm - Private to Narcissa, Andromeda & Draco
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I think I've said it before, but don't mention my marriage. To anyone. I do not want to have to deal with it.
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Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
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1:13 pm
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I can't hex them! I can't hurt them! My wand putters out whenever I try to cast a malicious spell. I bloody hate this place. There is nothing here for me. I just want to go home! This is rubbish! This whole place is bloody horrid!
Cissy, I'm sorry, I don't think I can get you a pet. This ship is bloody sabotaged. I hate everything here.
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Thursday, December 18th, 2008
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4:08 pm
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Christmas has always seemed pointless to me. I never even wanted to do it when I was little. If you want something, go out and get it. Don't wait around hoping someone will give it to you.
Never-the-less, if I don't get something for Narcissa she will be furious. She is so much like our mother. I'd have given up on the whole idea of holidays if that woman didn't force me into them. Anyway, what do you want, Cissy? I saw your post of anything that sparkles or purrs, but you know you need to tell me specifically or I'm not getting you anything. I don't do jewelry or furs, so you need to give me direction.
[Hexed to Narcissa & Draco]
Do me a favor and DON'T tell Rodolphus Lestrange that he marries me in the future. He doesn't remember me and I'm bloody fucking glad! I don't know who the hell made me get married, but it is NOT happening again.
[/Hex]
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Monday, December 15th, 2008
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7:37 pm
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I'm sick of pacing this godforsaken boat bored out of my skull. There isn't a single bloody thing here that interests me. And it isn't half as cushy as Black Manor. And I hate almost everyone here. I don't have my sitting room or my kitchen or my bloody dungeon. There aren't any bloody muggles or house-elves I can play with. This ship is pointless! Who the hell is in charge here? Sure, it was great to meet my nephew and see old people who aren't old. And dead people who aren't dead... No, actually, those last two kind of pissed me off. But I have a great nephew. And now I'm done with this place. Someone figure out a way off of here or I will blow this whole ruddy ship to kingdom come. This is it. I'm over it. We're done here. Get me the hell off this ship!
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Saturday, December 6th, 2008
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4:01 pm - A Rude Awakening
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What the bloody hell is going on here? What the fuck is this thing? Where the hell am I? And who do I have to curse to get a bloody hangover potion here? I will end someone if I don't get answers soon!
I wake up in a bed that is not my bed. I roll over and get knocked on the head with this damned book. I open it up and there's just... this! What is all this bullocks? This is not funny! I have business to attend to. Suitors to kill. And Mudbloods to destroy. Where the hell am I?
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